Score - Mommy Shorts

Half off all summer clothes at my local Volunteers of America thrift store.
Liz Claiborne - I am guessing late 90s, early 2000s.

100% cotton, high waisted, big through the legs, bought one size too big - $2.00 total.
My daughter calls them "Mommy shorts."
I call them perfect.
The only thing that could make them more perfect would be if they were 98% cotton, 2% spandex.  (Because spandex trumps everything - even "Mommy shorts" from the late 90s, early 2000s :)